“I’m glad you’re here.”
Why They Need So Many Shoes
It’s a mystery to men why women need so many pairs of shoes — most of which they never wear! Regular guys only need a few pairs of shoes; comfy sneakers for everyday, maybe a slightly dressier pair, and an optional pair of flip flops.
All those female shoes in various colors and styles just serve to baffle dudes. They don’t get that shoes are pretty much irresistible to most girls, who love to shop for them and need a shoe for every occasion, to go with any possible outfit or look. Hence the cluttered closet.
Why They Take So Long To Get Ready
It doesn’t matter whether they’re in a rush or not; all guys know that girls take forever to get ready. This means a lot of waiting around if you happen to be the boyfriend involved.
Get used to it guys — this is unlikely to change!
Take the time to catch up on some reading material, or consider taking up meditation. Maybe they’re just deciding what to wear, or maybe it’s got something to do with all those shoes. Either way, by the time hair and makeup are perfect and they’re ready to go, it will feel like an infinity has passed.
Why They Have So Many Bad Hair Days
Have you ever heard a guy say he’s having a bad hair day? Probably not often, if ever! On the other hand, many women seem to have bad hair days more frequently than not.
Perhaps it’s because their hair tends to be longer and requires more of an effort to maintain. Or maybe they just care more about their looks than guys. Whatever the reason, it’s the cause of plenty of female angst.